The Col. Sicherman School of Pocket Billiards
		    and Martial Arts Proudly Announces
			  a NEW Workshop Series:

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			      G U N    F U
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	     Taught by Ultimate Supreme Large Bore Gun Master
			    COLONEL SICHERMAN

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	WORKSHOP 1 (4 days):  DISCIPLINE OF GUN FU
	You will learn how to
		-- effectively conceal a gun in your street clothes
		-- effectively conceal a gun in your nightclothes
		-- distinguish new bullets from used bullets
		-- distinguish good guys from bad guys
		-- employ superior strategy at Russian Roulette (NOTE:
			in this session we use ONLY rubber bullets.)

	WORKSHOP 2 (3 days):  GUN FU SCHOOL OF WEAPONRY
	You will learn how to
		-- wave a gun at an attacker
		-- throw a gun at an attacker
		-- throw a gun so it comes back to you
		-- balance a gun on your nose

	WORKSHOP 3 (3 days):  WHOLE-BODY GUN FU
	You will learn how to
		-- shoot a gun off with your elbow
		-- shoot a gun off with your mouth
		-- shoot a gun off with your foot
		-- shoot your foot off with a gun

	WORKSHOP 4 (2 days):  GUN FU PERFORMANCE ART
	You will learn how to
		-- shoot in time to music
		-- decorate walls with bullet holes
		-- dance while somebody shoots at your feet


All workshops will be conducted under the PERSONAL supervision of Colonel
Sicherman, except when he goes to the bathroom.  Register now!  The first
15 entrants will receive a FREE heirloom oriental Gun Rack made of durable
styrofoam.  All major cards accepted, including Midnight Express, Liar's
Club, and Get Out of Jail Free.