BIRTHSTONES FOR CHEAPOS

		January .... Anthracite
		February ........ Brick
		March ........... Chalk
		April ........ Concrete
		May .......... Feldspar
		June ............ Glass
		July .......... Granite
		August ......... Gypsum
		September ... Limestone
		October ........ Quartz
		November .... Sandstone
		December ......... Talc
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	"This rock, for instance, has an I.Q. of zero.  Ouch!"
	"What's the matter, Professor?"
	"It bit me!"