The Colonel's Unauthorized Lyrics

Dies Irae

Dies irae
too much beer, I
got the shits, the
heaves and blear-eye

Schubert's Intermezzo

Meat and potatoes, that's what I like best.
Veg'tables are so hard to digest! Give me
Meat and potatoes, morning, noon and night.
That kind of menu makes me feel all right.

Hungarian Rhapsody

Oh dear,
We're out of CHEAP BEER!
I fear I'll break right down and cry some
If you don't run out and buy some.
Don't be slow, Dear,
I need my CHEAP BEER.
It may be greasy, stale and putrid
But it keeps me fat and stupid.

CATacombs

Dead cat!
Ohhhhhhhh …
Dead cat!
Dead cat!
Dead cat!
Dead cat!

C'est Si Bon

C'est si bon
De partir pour Pérou
Au-dessus d'un émou
En chassant des cochons.

Breathe Deep

Breathe deep, the gathering gloom
Pizza boxes fill your room
Roving roaches seal your doom
Run right out and buy a broom,
You can use the rent money.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Dead flies in your ceiling light
Pipes are grey and plaster white,
But we decide which version's right
And which one is a parody.

Col. George Sicherman [ HOME | MAIL ]