Miscellaneous Writings
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
—Omar Khayyam
From
American Pie
On the Neurobiology and Endocrinology of Some Prehistoric Coelenterates
Graposaurus welchi
The Great Cowardly Hydra
The Oral-Aural Coral
Excerpt from Basket Case Book in American Business Law
Admiral Boniface's Parrot, Scene 1
Scripts
The Go Chemical Commercial
(The Marine Wolverine)
The Snake 'n' Shake Commercial
(The Insult Game)
Prose
At This Point I Stopped Reading
Homely Wisdom
Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned in Driving School
Verses
Buzz Off, Banana Nose
, or Count Me Out On This One, I Never Could Write Poetry
Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
. Echoes of the days when programmers were programmers and computers were slow as anything.
Other Verses
For songs, see
The Colonel's Music
.
Col. George Sicherman [
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