He: Hey! Wanna play Insults?
She: O.K. You're stupid!
He: You're stupid too!
She: You're repulsive!
He: You're irritating!
She: You're an oaf!
He: You're a slob!
She: You're a bull in a china shop!
He: You're a canary in a coal mine!
She: You've got a pig nose!
He: You've got a chicken butt!
She: You've got dog breath!
He: You've got snake ears!
She: Hey, all these insults are making me hungry! Wanna go to Snake 'n' Shake?
He: No way!
She: Huh? Why not?
He: The last time I went to Snake 'n' Shake, I got a Snake Sandwich, and it bit me!
She: Oh, no!
He: But that wasn't the worst. When I complained to them, all they did was change their slogan.
She: O.K., what did they change it to?
He:
It's, If it doesn't give Snake 'n' Shake a fair shake,
it's FAKE!
She: You know, that's a pretty good slogan!
He: Yeah, it is. Let's go there right now!
Announcer: Remember, folks, if it doesn't give Snake 'n' Shake a fair shake, it's FAKE!