Miscellaneous Writings

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

—Omar Khayyam

From American Pie

  • On the Neurobiology and Endocrinology of Some Prehistoric Coelenterates
  • Excerpt from Basket Case Book in American Business Law
  • Admiral Boniface's Parrot, Scene 1
  • Scripts

  • The Go Chemical Commercial (The Marine Wolverine)
  • The Snake 'n' Shake Commercial (The Insult Game)
  • Prose

  • At This Point I Stopped Reading
  • Homely Wisdom

  • Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned in Driving School
  • Verses

    For songs, see The Colonel's Music.

    Col. George Sicherman [ HOME | MAIL ]