Miscellaneous Writings

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

—Omar Khayyam

From American Pie

Yes, it's curtains for the Historical Perspective series, which has ceased to be reliable as an objective chronicle of bygone times. In its place will be a lively, informative study of the neurobiology and endocrinology of prehistoric coelenterates.

  • On the Neurobiology and Endocrinology of Some Prehistoric Coelenterates
  • Excerpt from Basket Case Book in American Business Law
  • Admiral Boniface's Parrot, Scene 1

    • Scripts

  • The Go Chemical Commercial (The Marine Wolverine)
  • The Snake 'n' Shake Commercial (The Insult Game)

    • Prose

  • At This Point I Stopped Reading

    • Homely Wisdom

  • Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned in Driving School

    • Verses

    For songs, see The Colonel's Music.

    Col. George Sicherman [ HOME | MAIL ]