The Colonel's Frequently Annoying Questions Lists

. . . and other irresponsible contributions to the Net

• F.A.Q. in misc.fitness
• F.A.Q. in misc.fitness.rush-limbaugh
• F.A.Q. in rec.arts.books.tolkien
• Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned in Driving School
• From rec.games.video.sega (1995): Sonic and Tails's Guide to the Garden State Parkway
• Two from rec.martial-arts (1991): [ Kyudo | Gun Fu ]
• From soc.culture.netherlands (1995): Internetkrant In English
• From net.social (c. 1986): Birthstones for Cheapos
• From rec.arts.comics.misc (1997): The Dave Sim Twinkies Ad. (Never mention mulch in a Twinkies ad!)
• From rec.arts.comics.misc (1996): The Death of Kool-Aid Man. (The fabulous missing episode of Zot!)
• The Roguelet's ABC